Friday, August 26, 2011

Funny Friday

 

This is an item that relies a lot on the accents involved, so it loses a lot in conversion into written format.  Nonetheless it is worth posting, so try to visualise the scene with the appropriate accents being used. 

Two Indian gentlemen (ie from India, not Native Americans) were deep in discussion. 

One said “It is W - O - O - M." 

“No,” said the other, “It is W - O - O - M - B." 

“No, no, no you silly, silly man, it is W - O - O - M !” 

W - O - O - M - B !”

A refined English lady, looking and sounding somewhat like Dame Maggie Smith in Downton Abbey, overhears and eventually addresses them:

“Excuse me, I couldn’t help but overhear, the word is spelt W - o - m - b. womb.”

One of the Indian gentleman pauses,  looks at her and says:

“With all respect madam, we really do not believe that you know what it sounds like when a hippopotamus farts underwater.”

From Byter Leo:

One New Zealander to another:  "What's a Hindu, bro?"

Other Kiwi:  "Lays eggs, bro."


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