Friday, October 19, 2012

Funny Friday


  






Today’s theme: Art



How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb? 

Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!" 


An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of his paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine. 

After a month, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy for the day. Since his model had already shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since normally he preferred to do his painting in silence. 

They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better. Then as they were sipping their claret, the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said, "Oh no! It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!" 







VAN GOGH'S RELATIVES 


The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ...
---> U. Gogh 

The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white ... 
---> Hue Gogh 

The real obnoxious brother ... 
---> Please Gogh 

The brother who ate prunes ... 
---> Gotta Gogh 

The uncle who worked at a convenience store ... 
---> Stop N. Gogh 

His dizzy aunt ... 
---> Verti Gogh 

His domineering aunt... 
---> Vira Gogh

The cousin who moved to Illinois ... 
---> Chica Gogh 

His magician uncle ... 
---> Wherediddy Gogh 

The cousin who lived in Mexico ... 
---> Amee Gogh 

He also had a Filipino relative ... 
---> Grin Gogh 

The nephew that drove a stage coach ... 
---> Wells Far Gogh 

The uncle who was constipated ... 
---> Can’t Gogh 

The aunt who loved ballroom dancing ... 
---> Tan Gogh 

His ornithologist uncle ... 
---> Flamin Gogh 

His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist ... 
---> E. Gogh 

His cousin who loved tropical fruits ... 
---> Mang Gogh 

And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking ... 
---> Whey Too Gogh 

His bouncy young nephew ... 
---> Poe Gogh 

His Disco-loving sister ... 
---> Go Gogh 

And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van ... 
---> Winnie Bay Gogh 

His energetic cowboy nephew 
---> Giddup N Gogh. 

His brother who married Florence Smith 
---> Gogh with the Flo. 

His great-grandmother 
---> Longga Gogh 

His nearsighted Scottish detective uncle 
---> Mr. McGogh 

His tentatively intimate kissin' cousin 
---> Touchin' Gogh 

His fashion conscious daughter, all dressed up 
---> N.Noeirta Gogh


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