I don't know why son Thomas compares me to the guys from Big Bang Theory, even if I do like Star Trek . . .
Doesn't Thomas see what an inspiration Star Trek is? . . .
A classic oldie -
From the crypt ofJustin St Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles. Said the vicar, "Good gracious!
Has Father Ignatius Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"