Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Film

Jaws – Quint dies

Shawshank Redemption - he escapes

Psycho – his dead mum is his alter ego

24 Season 1 - it's Nina.

The Mist - he kills all his family and survives.

Prison Break - they escape.

Das Boot – they get killed at the end

Planes, Trains and Automobiles - John Candy’s wife is dead.

Knocked Up - they love each other.

Rocky - he loses

Rocky II - he wins

T2 - Schwarzenegger melts.

Brokeback Mountain - Heath Ledger is gay, Jake Twist dies

The Shining - Jack Nicholson is mental.

Friday the 13th - It's his mum.

The Goonies - They find the treasure.

Fight Club- Edward Norton is Tyler Durden

Saw - The corpse in the room is John Kramer, the Jigsaw Killer.

Saw 2 - It's Amanda Young.

Titanic - The boat sinks

12 Angry Men - not guilty.

Ross Kemp in Afghanistan - He doesn't die.

Usual Suspects - its Kevin Spacey.

High School Musical - It's shit.

Blade Runner - Deckard is a replicant.

The Crying Game - Dil is a man.

The Matrix - There is no spoon

Reservoir Dogs - Tim Roth (Mr Orange) is an undercover cop.

I Am Legend - he dies.

Harry Potter - he lives

Battlestar Galactica- Saul Tigh is a cylon

The Water Diviner – he finds a son alive

Jurassic World – 2 dinosaurs kill the hybrid dinosaur

It’s in Our Stars – she lives, he dies

12 Monkeys: Cole’s dream is of his own death

The 13th Warrior – Buliwyf kills the Queen and dies

300 - They all fall but it inspires others to rise

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – Abe kills a lot of vampires, wins the Civil War and goes to the theatre to relax.

Max Max: Fury Road – Max and Furiosa find her homeland is gone, so take over the base they started from.

BEWARE - SPOILERS ABOVE.



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