Friday, October 16, 2015

Funny Friday


Sex with robots will be reality in 50 years, author claims. There will be a second international congress on Sex and Love with Robots in Malaysia in November. There is ethical debate on the use of sex robots as well as about the use of robots in the military, medicine and at home.

News report

Some sexbots of note:

Darryl Hannah as Pris, Blade Runner

Fembots from the Austin Powers films.

Brigitte Helm as the robot transformed into the evil version of Maria,
Metropolis (1927)

Nicole Kidman as a robot wife in The Stepford Wives

This week’s theme for Funny Friday: robots.


My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. 

Johnny is sent to the store to buy nuts by his mum. On his way, he comes across a circus, the main attraction of which was a life-sized robot of King Kong. Johnny, obviously, forgets all about the errand and heads into the circus. He sees the robot, and immediately rushes back home to tell his mother about it.

"Mummmy, mummy!" he yells, "They have a life-sized robot of King Kong at the circus! He's HUGE, mum! His arms, HUGE, mum, HUGE! His legs, HUGE, mum, HUGE! His head, HUGE, mum, HUGE!"

To which his mother replies, "Yes, that's nice, but what about the nuts?"

"HUGE, mum, HUGE!"



A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient. 

A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" 

The man replied, "140."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research. 

The man listened intently and thought, "This is absolutely great." 

Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" 

The man responded, "120."

So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is fantastic." 

A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" 

The man replied, "65."

The robot then said, "So, going for the Bulldogs again this year?”

Corn Corner:

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I bought a sex robot,

But I couldn't turn it on.

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What do you get if you cross a pirate and a robot?


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I bought a Fonz robot this morning.

It runs on AAAAA batteries.

(Okay, I will explain it . . .

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