Monday, October 19, 2015

Monday Miscellany: Odds, Ends and Personals

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From Lisa C:






Larger version:
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Some amazing anagrams:

Dormitory == Dirty Room

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it 


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This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare] 



To be or not to be: that is the question, whether '
tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. . .

b
ecomes: 

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
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"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong

becomes:

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
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President Clinton of the USA

becomes:

To copulate he finds interns.
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