“He [Joyce] looks somehow inbred with a tomato. It’s not a criticism, I’m just saying, I was a little worried … he might explode.”
- Johnny Depp,
on Jimmy Kimmel Live, referring to Deputy Prime Minister and Minister for Agriculture Barnaby Joyce, after being prosecuted for illegal entry into Australia of dogs Pistol and Boo, 24 May 2016
“Thanks for the advertising, Johnny.”
- Barnaby Joyce,
on being re-elected and asked if he had any parting words for Johnny Depp.