Thursday, December 31, 2015

Funny Thursday


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After watching all the hundreds of tons of fireworks on the telly on New Year’s Eve, in my excitement I forgot to turn off the standby button on the TV.

Hope I haven't increased my carbon footprint too much.
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The wife is going out tonight.

"See you next year!" she merrily shouted as she left the door.

I opened the window as she was strolling down the street and shouted, "Tell me that in approximately three and a half hours and I'll be really happy!"
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For all my Scottish mates, the 1988 calendars are the ones you can now pull out and use again.
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Americans are so stupid! 

Did you know they aren't celebrating New Year until 8 'o' clock tomorrow morning!

Bet the fireworks look shit.
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One of my resolutions is to take more risks.

I then had a Quality Street without looking at the flavour
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My New Year’s Evolution is to learn how to spell
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Corn Corner:


I've spent the last two days spinning in circles. New Year’s Revolutions.


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