Some haiku

When life shuts a door

Just open it. It's a door.

That is how doors work.

My zipper is down

No one has told me all day

Who are my real friends

Wolf in sheep's clothing

Meets a sheep in wolf's clothing

Confusion abounds

I drink brake fluid

They say I'm addicted, but

I can always stop

I shed my old skin

It's not some deep metaphor

I just have sunburn

I don't have any kids

But I like making dad jokes

I am a faux pa

I wake reluctant

Too cold to get out of bed

But I need to pee

Japanese poets

Overthrowing government

Is this a hai-coup?

I pour my heart out

And get like thirteen upvotes

Cat pic gets 80

I peed in your plant

You stole my lunch from the fridge

That's just life, sorry

Turkey fryer bought

from cable shopping channel

burns down trailer park.

Betty Lou surprised

to learn you can get pregnant

in church parking lot.

Lots of guilt to share.

What am I doing wrong now?

-        A Jewish mother.

Ask for opinions.

Mull it over. Then you can

Just do what you want.

Photosynthesis

Plants eat bad air, fart good air

thanks to the sunlight