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Ostrich Egg with Soldiers by Jason T:
Yeast infection with slabs of cardboard. Lovely xx
Is that breakfast for the whole family...
If that Sports Direct mug is the same as mine it holds approximately 5 gallon of coffee, yet its dwarfed by the egg 😱!.....my point is that somewhere there is an Ostrich that urgently needs stitches!!!!
How did you manage to overcook an egg the size of a beachball?!
I could build a bridge to New Zealand with the amount of toast you have there.
One, you need a new tea towel, two, that egg’s well over cooked and looks like a bouncy ball, three, your toast is way too cooked
Homemade Scotch Eggs for Breakfast by Deepall K:
Very similar to the one I had a couple of hundred thousand years ago:
Before you eat it, best check there isn’t one of these behind you. She wouldn’t be happy.
Mmm, burnt crusty eyeballs. My favourite breakfast treat as well 🤷♀️
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Then along came Deepali
With his Scotch egg recipe
Of ingredients unknown
And poor Humpty was never the same again😂
That looks like the one that fell behind the cooker 10 years ago..😂
Looks like Scotch Egg 24 hours after it was eaten
Full English by Kelly S:
Full? As in where’s the rest of my breakfast?
That'll be lovely when the rest arrives.
🎵 Don’t go bacun my heart.. Egg couldn’t if I fried.. 🎶
You've led a very sad life if this is what you call a full English!
That is a breakfast full of nothing more than misery and tears.
Maybe 1 or 7 items missing but I see you had plenty of marg!!!
Where's the sosigs, black pudding, beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and a proper fried slice.... What a great disappointment your FULL English is
That reminds me of the time I had severe depression
My Tea is making faces at me by Chris H:
Such a culinary delight. I can see at least 3 or 4 different meal types in that one pan. Well done you sir
I read that as "my tea is made of faeces"
And we are all here sat making faces at your tea
I love the almost scientific removal of all evidence of moisture - fabulous
If ever I saw a face praying for death, this is it. Reminds me of the closing scene of The Fly.
For a second there I thought it was a picture of mars from a distance 😮
Looks like a victim of Chernobyl.
"Making faces?" It's practically screaming at you to put it out of it's misery.
These Sosigis were Delicious by Georgia F:
My thoughts and prayers are with your dog at this difficult time.194
Amazing how you make a simple task look so bad
My dog makes something similar, each morning. I tend to just bag them and bin them.
Mmmmmm a plate of lepers fingers. Yum.
I find those in my garden.
Made by cats
They probably were delicious when you ate them... they look considerably less delicious now after passing through your digestive tract....
Christ on a bike, I’ve seen more appetising pox scabs
Homemade Curry with a couple of English Naans by Jordan T:
I’m so jealous of your amazing curry! Looks like my toilet this morning!
Loving the subtle name change for bread and butter.....naan bread! very imaginative Jordan T, you’ll go far
I gave that to my dog once and he threw it back up, it looked exactly the same as before.
That’s not a curry - it’s Irish bloody stew!!!
Tinned curry with bread and fucking butter
The tin of Chum kinda gives it away plus the Aldi sliced bread...but good shout for throwing everyone a target. Hope the dog enjoyed it.....
Wow, what a lovely piece of disappointment were having. noice.
Curry with your Naan’s incontinence pad . Lovely
Curry and naan? Do you think we are ‘stew-pid’?